You would think that the PM said ‘it’s all over you can go back to being the same morons as before’ rather than ‘maintain social distancing and be sensible’. Judging by the pictures on the news, even allowing for the fact that journalists will always take the worst case film they can find, it will not surprise me if the infection rate goes up in the near future.

As for me – we will remain in lockdown for a bit longer and ponder why history has a habit of repeating itself: